Large person ≠ large penis
127 0 ReplyIt's a meme, not biology class
59 0 ReplyYeah, but not a good one
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"Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping
27 0 ReplyThat sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point
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Particularly when they're on that much gear.
12 0 ReplyUnnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.
12 0 ReplyJealousy = jealousy
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And all the roids make it shrink anyway.
11 0 ReplyRoids only make your balls smaller.
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Totally survivable
I hope someone gets this reference
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63 0 ReplyYour display name pairs hilariously poorly with the article, hahaha.
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the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭
43 0 Reply*wife and they, indeed, also have a child
28 0 ReplySo is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?
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Me (5'10") and my 5'2" gf (we are both girls)
18 0 ReplySo no banana
53 0 Replyyou are indeed correct. no banana
23 0 ReplyIf you don't have it, store bought is fine.
12 0 ReplySomeone make a photo of a Hamster eating an oyster!
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Memes?
12 0 ReplyFuck... she better pray he's not a restless sleeper.
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