You can do nothing wrong and still be disliked by someone.
10 0 ReplyOr as Daddy Picard said: "You can do everything right and still lose. It is what it is."
Real quote:
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
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Don't put off something you need to do because tomorrow their will always be something else.
7 0 ReplyDon't put your dick in anything you don't want to wake up next to
7 0 ReplySo…coconuts okay 👍?
4 0 ReplyLook, I don't know what you have against fruitarians, but I don't appreciate kink shaming like that ;)
5 0 ReplyI no, why did you have to make me think of that again?! I was just about to go to sleep....
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Go to bed
3 0 Reply"Who farted? Seriously?"
3 0 ReplyDon’t swim after eating or you will cramp up and die.
3 0 ReplyYour problem is you're in love. You're too young to be in love. There's too many putas out there.
3 0 ReplyGet a job.
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