And under Jesus' hat is another rat.

It's all rats, all the way down.

If only

Theres a Jesus take the wheel joke in there somewhere

No if it were Jesus he'd kick the moneychangers and pedophiles out of the Vatican and bless the poor with cash. And fishes, 'cause he's a fiend for fish.

give me the formouille

This also opens the possibility that the Pope is, and I quote, an idiot of elephantine proportions.

Both imaginary. Checks out

Did someone pass that print through some AI or something? It's full of weird artifacts on the letters

Having read the bible and looking at the actions of popes and the catholic church, I think it more likely there is a devil under his hat.