It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet

Metal people are always like "nooo it's not all annoying noise and throaty growling, you just have to listen to X" and then X is all annoying noise and throaty growling.

Hold on a second!
I mean if you don't like metal then don't listen to it but metal has as much sub genres as the rest of the music has genres. Basically if you can think of sth there is probably a metal Version of it(idk why though)
If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy
- but metal has as much sub genres as the rest of the music has genres.
  That's because every metal band suffers from the delusion that their sound is novel and genre defining, when more likely, it's just a tiny variation on annoying noise and throaty growling.
- If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy
  Wtf, thanks for bringing this band into my life
- Idk what you're talking about. Babymetal is pretty good

Proud garbage enjoyer

Terlet or torlet?

If you think that's bad you should see the urinus.

What happened there?
- Tis a reference to Letterkenny
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjVNOGEWzv4
- I don't know, but Steve is pissed.
FuckADuck, I'd have a rewatch, I'm suprised I'm not having a re-watch right now
- I'D HAVE A REWATCH!

Why what are you drinking? — Oh it’s a Cabernet Sauvignon, 2003, with chestnut hints it’s delicious. — Me: it’s just moldy grape Juice. — no but you have to pay attention to the small nuances in the… oh.

I feel personally attacked

Unfathomably based

Every one of those genres is so different, it's kind of wierd most of them fall under 'metal.'

I've dug this grave so many times

The dirt, exhausted as the mind

I never understood people that like metal. Some people are fascinated by this band called meshuggah and it's juste impressive body coordination by following algorithmic rules that end up sounding like random noise. The meaningless screaming is garbage. I hate vocals and screeching at the microphone isn't better.

I don't understand it, therefore it's bad.
That guy probably
- *definitely
- I mean people eat food that taste like plastic and call it a delicacy. If that's your thing, enjoy.
I personally dislike Meshugga because I don't care for gutteral screaming, but even my drunk ass isn't arrogant enough to call it garbage just because it's not to my taste.
- The meaningless screaming is garbage
  Read again, slowly. I didn't say meshuggah is garbage, the meaningless screaming in metal is garbage.
I hope you realize you sound like a boomer, I've literally heard my boomer mother make the same argument about different bands I listen to. If we were having this conversation a couple decades, I would expect to hear something like "Goddamn kids with their hip hop, saggy pants, and loud music"
- If i sound like a bommers for not understanding how anyone can like noise as music so be it. I listen to all kind of music. Even Mongolian throat singing is somewhat melodic while metal sounds to me like noise.
- As someone who enjoy spicy food your comment made me understand it more than any essay about what we find enjoyable or not. Mind blown.