Autism @lemmy.world can @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

Eye Contact TikTok

I'm not here making some value statement about the importance of eye contact or whatever, for the record. do what u want, lots of people don't like direct eye contact, it could well be enought to look generally at people's faces most of the time, and it's a pretty intricate social tool, I'd argue. I'm not qualified to give complicated eye contact takes

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I can handle eye contact.

Pray to God.
- I can handle it too. But this shit is a spectrum you know? Have a little empathy.
  
  LE WHICH GOD DO YOU LE PRAY TO the God mocker quips, ever so Joss Whedonly, after giving a speech about empathy.
  
  You brought religion into this. I'm not mocking religious people I'm mocking you
  
  Not really.
  
  You told me to pray to God.
  
  Letters to the Redditor is about to become an enduring staple of my timeline, I see.
  
  How will you ever recover?
  
  I'll just do a hecking wholesome.
  
  Can we not do this?
  
  Bringing redditisms here isn't helping anything.
  
  "Can we not do this?"
  
  The Redditor's effeminate fingertips clacked out on his RGB keyboard - rainbow colors, in honor of pride month after all, shone from its keys. Frustration mounted in the Redditor in the form of a scoff. He was clearly annoyed after all, that someone made him for the Redditor that he was. Almost as though Owl could smell the fetid stench of Funko and "ironically-kept" Gamer Girl Bath Water wafting from the screen.
  
  "Bringing redditisms here isn't helping anything."
  
  But what the Redditor did not type was all the more damning, "and how did you know I'm a Redditor anyway?"
  
  @Owl @can What’s he saying, I can’t see
  
  what's who saying?
  
  He's trying to hire someone to sexually satisfy his wife and polish his Funko Pops.
  
  Reddit is about to have some moderators with more free time. I'm sure they'd do it for free.
  
  @Owl @can Well, I would do one of those things
  
  Polish his wife.
  
  @Owl @can His wife is also a funko pop
  
  Yes that was indeed the joke sir thank you!
  
  @Owl @can THE God, obviously, you may have heard of him from such classics as Bible
  
  Oh that God l
  
  @can @Owl @Boomerman @graf You're definitely on a spectrum, you retarded faggot.
  
  It's hilarious how worked up you guys get about this.
  
  @can Worked up about what?
  
  whatever compelled you to say that
  
  @can Is spending three to ten seconds to write a text reply to a text message supposed to work me up? You really are a retarded faggot if that's what you believe, and how you react in your life (since it's obvious that you're projecting).
  
  Well clearly I struck a nerve somewhere.

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