Fashion is a weird thing

The current female waistline fashion is 1980s throwback

And there are people that make more money in a year than you'll make in your life, whose "job" it is to decide to raise that seam a half inch up from last year for fashion, to acolades and red carpet galas praising their unparalleled genius for doing it.

Then the ones that actually make the jeans that people actually wear make less in their lives than we make in a year.

Humans are soooo weird, cruel, and cruel in genuinely weird ways.

Lady, if you’ve got the same hips after 20 years, you’re either doing something really wrong, or something really right.

They haven't been paying attention for long enough to make such a prediction.

The waist height vs time function is approachable to a sinusoidal function with a period of about 20 years.

And yet, I'm sure the pockets can't fit a phone.

ITT: 35+ year, out of shape, men.

... wait no actually a jdress sounds awesome

So 2 datapoints = the trend forever? I mean today I parked my car one space to the left of where I parked it yesterday. So I guess in a month it will be in the middle of the street.

Haven't low waist pants been having a major comeback for a while now?

I noticed 90s high top jeans are back in fashion lately, lots of 20 year olds walking around looking like my mum haha, but eventually they'll lower again, and then go up, down, up, etc, it's just a cycle is all.

High waisted jeans are some of the most hideously unflattering clothing I've ever fucking seen. It's an instant cringe whenever I see some poor soul wearing them. I get everyone wants to follow fashion, but some fashion is just straight up ugly whether it's in or out.

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How is this a meme?

I'm really not a fan of the high waisted era. Bring back the hipster era

We've already seen the upward evolution of high wasted jeans, and it's coveralls.

Hahahahaha womban wear dumb clothe

MHA origin story

Hey thats the #3 pro hero show some respect

The future is now.

https://archive.ph/njKj1

The kids are doing 2011 again

It's not 2031 yet but I'd absolutely rock a jress

You posted cringe

Isn't the 2031 one a real thing already? I'm pretty sure I saw humans wearing something like that in the past.

Haha women amirite?

I've actually see 2031 already. it's kinda like Obelix

I still have my black jeans with the fire decal going up the leg!

Nah, this is objectively incorrect. We all know 2021 was the start of paying more for less. 2021 fashion was crop top, crop jeans, crop everything, even our crisp packets had less crisps in it. Over it all, you wore a jacket that used to be your Dad's blazer that he used to wear for work (the super boxy one).