That fucking eyeliner
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn't. I don't think he did at the RNC. I'm sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
No surprise he’s fine with make up
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
I heard he got RFK's brainworm. This might make him smarter.
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
Don't you mean "sofallis"?
Couch-rot
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
I don't get it. I think you're supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
He just bragged about getting some good hairy pussy...
And you have to make something like that up just so people listen about JD Vance gave your cat syphilis, then that's what you should do.
_Sofa_lis
The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can't. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.
"forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his
wifecouch" FTFY
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
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It's a bit of a run on. Lol. And I think global and personal should be flipped. But I'll let it stand.
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
The fish or the couch?
Yes.
He did fuck a couch, right?
He fucked a couch.
I thought I head that he fucked a couch.
Only one that we know about, but we all know no one fucks just one couch.
Possibly multiple couches
JD is nothing to clap about
I didn't know you could get that from a couch?
Apparently he's not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
I heard he gave it to the couch.
Ah that makes sense
He looks so prissy with his eyeliner, what a silly little man
Why do they do that?
Why makeup? The Nixon-Kennedy debates in 1960. Why is it so bad? Because anyone who professionally applies makeup knows this dude isn’t on their side.
DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread
Ewww, weird scumbag.
Don't have unprotected sex with the call couches. Who knows what nasty was in them before!
The goats, there were so many goats. And gallons of anal lube.
I applaud his decision to cure his syphilis with homeopathy
This meme would have had a bigger impact if it weren’t something that was true. The point would be to lie about shit about him to call attention to his bullshit.
Saying things that are provenly true isn’t going to carry much weight.
I need to talk about JD Vance's appearance, "so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people". This guy looks like what you get after messing around with the character creator in The Sims 3.
example
His Syphilis is entirely untreated. Has been for years. It got to his brain and caused him to write Hillbilly Elegy.
His entire personality since then has been unbridled Syphilis brain.
Serious question: Does JD Vance have the plague?
I mean, how else are you going to get the media to pay attention?
