I can honestly say I've had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me
Does she think that g-string and oversized t-shirt she probably wears to bed would provide a suitable barrier preventing the demon from cramming a lasagna up her ass? Must be one weak ass demon if it's so easily deterred from its objective.
It's lasagna demons, your only option is to shove some demon repellant up your ass before bed each night. Either way you lose... or win depending on your perspective.