Truit Farts
Cum Rake
119 0 ReplyNo one asked about your mother.
83 0 ReplyI... I uh... Anyone have her number?
16 0 ReplyThere’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
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Pepperoni Pizza
...wait.
97 0 ReplyPizza the Hut!
13 0 ReplyChimi Changa
4 0 ReplyPika chaka chimi chunga solo wooki oh oh oh!
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Habba the Jut
4 0 Reply+1000 food
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Streef Boganoff
72 0 ReplyBounty hunter
37 0 ReplyI hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
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This is just a Bulgarian name.
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Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
61 0 Replybeese churger took me out
18 0 ReplyIn the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
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Thaddeus Pai
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Chilled Greese
43 0 ReplyThis is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we're including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
22 0 ReplyBound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
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Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
28 0 Replygeez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...
14 0 ReplyI, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer's block, right?
2 0 ReplyI'm not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they'll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I'm not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
2 0 ReplySame here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it's become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say "jadies and lentlemen", and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
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Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
19 0 ReplyTumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
3 0 ReplyNot much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
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LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
18 0 ReplyTreet Stacos
Saco Talad
Tai Chea
Bothered Smurrito
Mry Dartini
St-Bone Teak
Steef Broganoff
Panilla Vudding
Cocolate Chake
Tinnamon Coast
16 0 ReplySup Broganoff
13 0 ReplyYou know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
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Tai Chea
4 0 ReplyI really like Mry Dartini.
4 0 ReplyTeet Stracos I think. Which might be one of Luke's buddies on that island....
3 0 ReplyTai Chea
"Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!"
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Chackin Meese
Cheef Balupa
Joppie Sloe
16 0 ReplyCheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.
14 0 ReplyChacho Neese!
Actually, that sounds more like a language.
Chachoneese.2 0 Reply
Pello Judding
Nape Gruts
Toft Saco
16 0 ReplyChicken Curry
13 0 ReplyCicken Churry?
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Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
13 0 ReplyFrom r/sbubby way back when. "A funcking beesechurger for monch."
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Durkey Tinner
Leet Moaf
Chotato Pip
Rizza Poll
12 0 ReplyDark Moaf sounds badass
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I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
11 0 ReplyVamb Lindaloo
9 0 ReplyNow I'm starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food...
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i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
7 0 ReplyIf you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
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psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
11 0 ReplyYou mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
10 0 ReplyOr Kingsley Shacklebolt?
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Chac'n'Meese
9 0 ReplyBeanut Putter
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Cot Hoffee
8 0 ReplyThis one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
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Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
8 0 ReplyBoot reer
7 0 ReplyYou'll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that
6 0 Reply3 0 ReplyFor people who don't listen
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köner debab
6 0 ReplyPashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes
5 0 ReplyDon’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.
Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.
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There's a literal character already named Shu Mai.
5 0 ReplyMig Bac
5 0 ReplyDhanksgiving Tinner
4 0 ReplyPalepneo Jopper
3 0 ReplyWar Stars
3 0 ReplyWasn't Dot Hog an 80s contemporary of Ron Jeremy?
3 0 ReplyI thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?
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Glup Shitto would like a word
3 0 ReplySeef Btroganoff
Geef Boulash
Bongolian Meef
Seef Btew
Ceef Basserole
Teef Benderloin
Seef Boup
Seef Balad
3 0 ReplyLrench Freen Gentils
Ftir Sry
Creen Ghili Cheeseburger
2 0 ReplyPiken Chaprikash
Boulash Geef
2 0 Replydomain.hog would be funny
2 0 ReplyJimmy Scrambles
1 0 ReplyIsn't that where the name of the Yuuzhan Vong can't from?
1 0 Replyhalama karris
0 0 ReplyLol this post is a month old and yet someone downvotes you
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