I started viewing playing guitar as a form of meditation. I will never write a song again. I will never release an album again. Playing guitar is for me. No, I don’t know any songs. No, I will not take requests. No, you may not pay me to entertain your drunken asshole customers. No, I will not play at your wedding. If I never hear Uptown Funk again, I will die happy. These riffs are for achieving enlightenment ONLY