Watermelon Chicken

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they never stopped to think if they should.

This is basically boiled chicken, right?

People have been imprisoned indefinitely for less.

This might actually be the most confused I've ever been.

But is it good? Never had chicken boiled in watermelon juice.

Why the fuck someone would do this?

Oh, no. No, thank you.

The whole is less than the sun of the parts

If I had to describe it in one word I'd say putrid.

I hate this so much, but I can't look away.

This gave me diarrhea

Wtf

Tooth picks for 'sealing' the chicken in the watermelon LMAO

I want to make it

Is this the unsuccessful sequel to Liquorice Pizza?