Imagine.

You think young men would be stomping it dead? They would be bagging the tickets and throwing them live into the ladies locker room.

Now imagine wet dreams.

I'm reminded of Eraserhead

And it only happened once a month, was really painful, and made the penis bleed a lot…

Don't look up fruit fly sperm

This has been your daily reminder that nature is messed up

So during sex it would wiggle itself into the cervix? Or down the throat?

Well for load that big it might need a magnum dong for that.