Comic Strips @lemmy.world Sl00k @programming.dev 10mo ago

Smudge

Source: Chris Hallbeck https://bsky.app/profile/chrishallbeck.bsky.social/post/3l45pexryfw2p

Non-Political Memes @lemmy.ml hydration9806 @lemmy.ml 10mo ago

Smudge

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Should've swapped panels 2 and 3.
- And considering they are already picked up, we should rotate panel 3 by 180 degrees.
- Completely unwatchable
- I actually like the first way. It sort of sells the reality setting in. Also the glasses are clearly still on the table in the close up frame
I’ve only had glasses for a few years now, but I don’t think I have ever asked anyone to pass them to me
- You should try riding around in a mystery van and unmasking cartoon villains more often.
  
  I really should. How’s the pay?
- IMO, the weird part is taking your glasses off in the first place, especially when you apparently need them for desk work. It's not like they're coming in from outside or were taking a shower, they were clearly already sitting at the desk in working position.
  
  Maybe they were putting their hair up? Or taking a sweatshirt off? Or they were headbanging really hard. Or they're not bifocals and are nearsided?
  
  You're totally right. I'm just being difficult.
  
  Some people don't wear their glasses full-time. Could be they only usually use it for computer work and forgot to put them on until some eye strain set in.
  
  I can't conceive of seeing... anything without my glasses, but some do.
- I've asked my kids to fetch my glasses for me a few times... They know not to handle the lenses...
I had a friend who did that.

Had.
I hate when people ask me to pass them their glasses. They're putting the responsibility of not smudging their glasses on me. Sure I can do it, but there is always that small possibility of failure.

If the glasses are folded up there is that moment of trying to decide how to grab the glasses. Do I grab them by the bridge bit that sits on their nose, or by the bits that hook over the ears? Surely it's too risky to grab by the frame around the glasses.. if they exist.
- Do I grab them by the bridge bit that sits on their nose
  
  This is the way.
- They're saying they trust you, you dingbat.
- I usually pick them up by the handles, while locking my fingers against the bridge, so that I can't slip against the glas.
  
  The effort to avoid smudging is commendable.
  
  The use of the word "handles" is not.
  
  What do you mean by “handles”?
- My glasses don't have a frame, but there's no chance that they'll break from holding them from the sides of the glasses. Though it does increase the risk of smudging them.
This is a pet peeve of mine.

I'll sooner walk around semi blind before staring at the smudges.
- I got some new button up shirts (they are fishing shirts) and the bottom of the button up part has a glasses cleaning cloth built into the shirt.
  
  Aren't all parts of a shirt suitable as a cleaning cloth?
- This is why I have around 5 thousand cleaning cloths distrubuted around the house and car. Never a smudged glass.
There are not many things that make me irrationally angry... Fucking with my glasses is one of them.
- So don’t ask other people to hand them to you.
...we should part ways and never, ever, meet each other.
Fedi source: https://mastodon.social/@Chrishallbeck/113138688406502767
Also people who touch monitors.

And people who push the glass part of a door.

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