United Airlines to Provide Starlink-powered Wi-Fi For Free on all flights

I want Elon musk ISP like I want him at my dinner table.

*Note: Some United flights may now divert underground to give The Boring Company more tax breaks

So as a United flier(haven't flown for two months, though), I know that they provide the following free:

• a selection of locally hosted movies and TV shows
• RCS, iMessage
• Internet messaging services like meta messenger and snapchat(I can't speak on more niche messengers like Jami or any forms of XMPP

You have to pay extra(or sign in with t-mobile) to get in flight internet access.

I hope that this means that you'll get unrestricted internet access for free, instead of only a few apps and services.

Good for them. I still can't fit in their 30" pitch seats.

Pass

gross. starlink is garbage and only serves to get a nazi richer.

What use is internet on a plane if you get beaten off of it by armed guards because United overbooked the flight?