Had to be done.
127 0 ReplyMushroom mushroom 🍄🍄
42 0 Replysnaaaaaake!
28 0 ReplyMy exposure to these badgers was a "banana phone" music video, so I always hear that when I see them 🍌📱
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Huh, a gif with sound. Now it won't stop.
19 0 ReplyDamn you, beat me to it. And now I have that song in my head.
17 0 ReplyThank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.
8 0 ReplyFuck yes! Username checks out too 😂
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Counterpoint:
80 0 ReplyTop vibe:
Bottom vibe:
37 0 ReplyAnd the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.
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One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car's oil
10 0 ReplyAnd the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He's got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait....he's changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
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But what about the Honey Badger?
35 0 ReplyMy understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.
50 0 ReplyHoney badger does whatever it wants!
24 0 ReplyAin't nothing to fuck with.
15 0 ReplyIt doesn't give a shit
13 0 ReplyHoney badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom
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Honey badger don't play
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I'm pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.
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11 0 ReplyEeek! It's a snake! A snake!
4 0 ReplyBadger
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19 0 ReplyHaha. From the preview, I thought it was a duck. 🐍indeed.
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european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey
18 0 ReplyProlly the European ones have healthcare.
17 0 ReplyEveryone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.
16 0 Replywot wot
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Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.
15 0 Reply13 0 ReplyUHF references are always a nice supplies.
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And Honey Badger just doesn't give a fuck.
8 0 ReplyBadgers? Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' BADGERS!
8 0 ReplyYou get to drink from the firehose!
3 0 ReplyOoooh, red snapper! Very nice!
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That's just so you're oblivious to what's about to happen.
Scared prey doesn't taste as good.
7 0 ReplyWhere is the African badger in this discussion?
(Not giving a fuck)
7 0 Replyalso they walk really funny (the european ones)
6 0 ReplyThe badgers, too.
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Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.
5 0 Reply4 0 ReplyThe American Badger doesn't look like that but it is absolutely representative of how they act.
2 0 ReplyNow let's compare European and Australian native wildlife. Europe just has been beating their native populations down for millennia. No surprise they're embracing all of the societal controls.
2 0 ReplyOr American and Australian possums
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