‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I poop on company time

Disclosure: I'm in the UK where the worker protections are half-decent.

was it ever not OK?

It was not OK to not take a jobby on work time when you had the opportunity!

I've worked shifts where my relief staffer has been in twenty minutes early (long commute, unpredictable traffic) so I've handed the shift over, and ensured that the remainder of my time was spent losing half a kilo of weight in five minutes. Conversely, it feels far more productive to leave the house half-needing to give birth to a brown otter, and nip to the bog once your feet are clear of your workload that you've taken on from the previous shift to go and perform the bowel movement while being paid for it.

Shitting in my own khazi on my days off feels like voluntary work now.

Sensibly though, any manager who controls bog time is just a bit of a fanny. Unless someone is obviously taking the piss like spending four hours of a ten hour shift, then people will perform better once they've laid a cable whenever they've needed to.

I am literally - and I'm 100% serious - pooping at work right now.

Highly recommended.

If your good at something, never do it for free

Amazon charges you for every minute spent in the lavatory, so best not to be too awfully thorough wiping and washing your hands...

Side-note: it's so funny to substitute different words for toilet there - if I said shitter how would that read differently?:-)

I don't poo at work. No bidet, no shower, no go.

Now, I'm sure she's pretty used to the fame, but that'd still have to be a little weird for her to read.

“Remember that everyone poops. Visualise someone famous on the toilet (like Taylor Swift),” is the first recommendation.

This should be the theme song.

Can't do it. Gotta poop at home. Thankfully I'm in a small community where getting home and back again is quick enough to not be missed.

I hate this. Community bathrooms are gross. If you can smell it, there is a piece of it inside you.