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Egads! My twice-cooked pork is ruined!
But what if... I were to purchase takeout and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, 西摩，真是太邪恶了！
dont threaten me with a good time
"oh no! I only have 3 days to clean the house, get a meal plan, and learn Chinese!"
I also have your family in hostage
lol that just went from 1 to 100
Anagram for Mei Ling from MGS?
Hell yeah Xi, you wanna hang with me and my family? Let's do it.
Fuck yeah BBQ time!!
or else Xi Jinping will pay you a personal visit.
Not much of a disincentive tbh
"I just executed my landlord. Requesting exfiltration, grid 42069."
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