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Egads! My twice-cooked pork is ruined!
But what if... I were to purchase takeout and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, 西摩,真是太邪恶了!
4 0 Replydont threaten me with a good time
3 0 Reply"oh no! I only have 3 days to clean the house, get a meal plan, and learn Chinese!"
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I also have your family in hostage
lol that just went from 1 to 100
2 0 ReplyAnagram for Mei Ling from MGS?
1 0 ReplyHell yeah Xi, you wanna hang with me and my family? Let's do it.
1 0 ReplyFuck yeah BBQ time!!
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or else Xi Jinping will pay you a personal visit.
Not much of a disincentive tbh
1 0 Reply0 0 Reply"I just executed my landlord. Requesting exfiltration, grid 42069."
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