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I've got the good Lord going down on meeeeeeee!
28 0 ReplyThrough God all things are possible, so jot that down.
18 0 ReplyJotted.
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No, no. First you eat the cracker and drink the wine and then they are transubstantiated into the flesh and blood of Christ in your belly. Much more sensible.
15 0 ReplyUh, false. The transubstantiation happens in the cracker bowl. Otherwise, all christians everywhere could be said to be crackers.
\s because internet.
7 0 ReplyThat's bananas
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I will put my God damn thumb through your eye, you little bitch!
14 0 ReplyMake sure you bring a can of spray cheese to spice it up
Jesus is crispy but pretty bland
2 0 ReplyTastes like sand
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