Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn't going to work.
Ahahahaha biggest 🚩
I saw a Farmville themed slot machine recently. Like a time warp to 2007
I used to work at a casino and we had the weirdest games. Half of them looked like they were pulled from weird fetish sites, like we had sexy Medusa and lots of anamorphized animals in risque outfits.
She broke up with me abruptly because I just wasn’t a boyfriend like Edward was to Bella and then 6months later she asks me out again and then 6 months from then she breaks up with me because I told her “I love you” and according to her, that meant “I want to have sex with you very soon” so she broke up with me again.
High school, man.
I can't believe this is real
Raging hormones and unrealistic, unspoken, expectations can do wild things
Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.
What's the story behind that? Did she claim she just "forgot" and cheated? Were you "on a break"?
Nope. She actually straight up forgot.
I introduced her to this place I would usually go to hang out in the community, and she'd tell everyone who asked if we were dating that we weren't. I didn't say anything because, being young and dumb, I just kinda assumed she was being shy and didn't want to share with anybody.
Come a few days later, we were hanging out at the park close to her place, and while we were talking on the swings, she casually starts bringing up to me how she met this guy at a event her friend invited her to, and how he asked her out. I was confused, said I thought we were dating, and then after thinking over for a moment in confusion, you could see the moment of realization when she basically said "oh yeah, we were, whoops".
Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex
ooh boy
Yep it's about as fun as it sounds
So did you forgive her, or what?
She followed me into the men's washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.
She's a keeper!
She was learning to play the guitar but wasn't very good at it. I also started learnig so we could play together. I was starting to get decent, learned a song and decided to play it to her.
Halfway through the song she freaked out and shouted that if I ever play in front of her again she'll break up with me.
I'd be amazed and so happy if my hubby did my hobbies better than me
How old were y'all when this happened?
We were very young, she was 16 and I was 18.
We were getting ready to have sex. I saw that one of our blanket had a brown stain on it, and she said she had wiped her hands on it after eating chocolate. We had sex. Months later, she admitted that she actually wiped her ass with the blanket to make sure she didn't have shit on her asshole. She was nasty af, but we ended up breaking up for another reason. She was a deranged narcissist. I'm not saying this as a layperson that watched YouTube videos to get over the relationship. I actually went to a therapist that is a nationally renowned specialist on narcissistic relationships.
