Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound yesterday

Employee at Boeing:

pokes pencil through magazine
"Wormholes, doctor?"
"No, illustrating how small debris just goes clean through the shoddily built starliner... in a way that prevents further investigation into its flaws, afterward."

Oh, my Gawd. I gotta call my brother, my housekeeper, my lawyer. Ah, forget my lawyer.

Excuse me NASA, we deorbited the space station for you. Can we have the money you were going to give to the spaceX contract? Thank youu

Covert Russian sabotage to further crush Boeing and distract the US from fascist takeover.... Putting tinfoil on my tinfoil hat to keep the thoughts in