But I have so many followers!

I still don't get why you would want to pay for xitter.

40 million per month? For check marks? Shit, coming together with a unified move to mastodon to save money and society is the most painless of obligations for those in the limelight. I judge all who remain on that hell plane made manifest.

we need more posts like this on the front page. i'm so fucking sick of hearing about goddamn twitter

you guys are paying for twitter???

We've attempted this twice now... too many people are addicted to twitter and won't quit, they are addicted to the twitter drama, no matter how bad the disinformation and hate speech get.

Each person that uses x is a piece of shit. I'm just saying it as it is. There are plenty of other options.

How do I delete X? I'd love to, but I don't think I have the access or permissions to delete an entire company.

Deleting X is a violation of his first amendment rights and he’ll sue all of you!

40 millimeter dollars?

Wait, X is still a thing??

What is this? Facebook?!

I'm beginning to think that destroying it was the whole point.

Tesla, too.

I’m really sort of disappointed somebody hasn’t launched some transfer service for the entire platform.

I tried to enter my old twitter account the other day as I needed to check some info that was only in a tweets.

I couldn't see tweets without login so In. tried to login and they pop-up me with so much shit that I didn't even tried. They didn't trusted my login and I couldn't be bothered to close so many pop-ups to enter the verification code they sent to the email (while of course saying that if I logged in their shitty app or with a google account it all will be easier).

Sum up. I didn't check the info. And for now onwards if your organization only post on twitter your organization is non-existent to me as I cannot access that info, plain as that.

I quit both twitter and facebook 8 years ago as I could see the rise of fascism. I feel good about my choice.

Never used shitter, never will. People addicted to attention have doomed us.

I hadn’t used my account for years but when Lengthened Nutria bought twitter I downloaded all my data and deleted my account.

What if we all uploaded extremely high bitrate, high resolution videos of white noise to break their encoding servers and skyrocket their storage costs?

if only we could get them to use mastodon and not pay that "x" lover a 10

In my dreams.

Way ahead of you