I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents' delusions so they don't have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they're chemtrailing us with fluoride.
I mean technically the federal reserve is a ponzi scheme they charge interest on money printed requiring more money to be paid back than they printed. Ergo there isn't enough print money in existence to pay them back.
Regular economic thinking doesn't work on the scale of nations. Just like a family having debt is not the same thing as a country having debt.
Pretty much everyone in the world has no full idea how an economy works and how to best stimulate it. It's like a trillion moving parts and smart asses always go "yea this pin over here? That's the one that's the problem / solution"
Pretty much no-one knows. We have ideas what's better / worse but anyone who tells you they've got it figured out, is lying.
Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.
Oh man we'd be so fucked if all plants were sentient. We'd still eat, but we'd be doomed to commit plant war crimes to live
They could be sentient without us knowing. But they live on a different time scale. Everything we do to them would happen very quickly in their perception. So don't worry and bon appetit.
When the
yogurtrice took overAnd isn’t rice pudding just grain-based yogurt?
In these trying times, remember to not buy into Big Rice propaganda!
And this is how you fail in teaching your children science.
One, day... some adult is going to think "that fucking cunt ass bitch lied to me about the rice".
Is this like, some weird parent "lesson" thing you're actually supposed to fake? Like maybe you're supposed to put some vinegar in the good jar to prevent mold growth, and the goal is to make your dumbass children behave?
No better lesson learned than being lied to by those in authority...
2 lessons in one!
Yeah there aren't any lasting affects from that at all
Said the nearly 40yo anarchist
If rice has feelings, consider the unimaginable horror you're inflicting when you eat a bowl of it for lunch.
Stupid people think they are profound thinkers.
Pro found a new thing.
We've finally figured out how to develop an active sourdough starter in record time. You curse at it.
So that’s why the dough is so sour.
Adversity drives growth?
Those treated with kindness are better for eating.
Maybe they just love segregation and hate culture?
Huh, it really makes you think... some people have no idea how to run an experiment or about statistical significance.
Nah, they actively avoid it. My mom was also like this, and when we did experiments as a kid and something didn't work "we were just doing it wrong".
Sounds like my mom too.
She practiced reiki at one point and wanted to convince me it works by trying it on me. When I said I didn't feel anything at all her reply was "oh well that's probably just because you don't believe in it."
...I love you mom, but yes that is it and not in the way you think it is lol
n=2, highly significant results!
1>0 is clearly unrefutable
Now I feel bad for blue cheese, must have been abused all this time.
The more people hate blue cheese, the bluer it gets
So hate helped sprouting mold, therefore new life?
All I can see is that this might be evidence that jars with green lids ate bad for storing food. Further studies are needed.
Kind words
satanisesanitise & sterilise.I think this is a wink towards the idea that your plants grow better when you talk lovey-dovey to them
It is probably true though. Speaking to them every day, means looking at them every day and thus seeing problems immediately. Okay, so not true, but still effective.
It’s really funny how the “bad” rice is photoshopped
Eww after four days that rice is very much ruined. Freeze your rice and you can put the most vile words you want on the jar. Or not, because this is stupid and you're wasting rice.
Even rice can read now?
The wisdom, in a single grain of rice, my friend.
Homeschooling sure is... Something!
More of that masaru emoto crap.
Should....shouldn't the one with mold be the I love you one? Since that's what promoted the most growth and success of life?
