A nearly comical reminder that corporations aren't your friend.

Always remember what really happened with the McDonald's lady who sued because her "coffee was too hot".

McDonald's themselves started the campaign that the issue was laughable, and seeded the notion that it's ridiculous, how could she not know coffee hot?

What really happened was that the coffee was:

Served well above safe ranges to maximize profits, so the coffee could be served longer
Was served near boiling temperature
Was so hot that it FUSED HER LABIA requiring extensive surgery to repair.

She sued only for her hospital bills.

They started a smear campaign against her to convince the public that she was a moron and she just wanted a payday.

Don't trust corporations. Ever.

You can legally kill anyone related to someone who has had Disney+.

Iirc, the wife died, the husband sued, and they tried to say the husband can't sue because HE had had the subscription a long time ago.

Each subscriber loses the right to sue for any of their loved ones.

After all, if they're dead, they can't sue you anyway

Always remember it's morally ethical to yar har Disney content

The restaurant was directly responsible for the woman's death. The husband went after Disney because it was in Disney Springs and the website said the restaurant worked with allergies. It's more the ghoulish lawyers

You are more physically, financially, mentally, and psychologically safe by pirating Disney content than legally renting it.

I can't comprehend how they give so few f's about their image as to even contemplate that in public.

I hate to be a back in my day kinda person, but there was a time at which large family-friendly companies were concerned enough with their image not to pull that shit, at least out loud.

I love my wife too much not to pirate Snow White.

Don't use Drake memes.

I don't know which of these two situations happened

Someone incredibly and insanely out of touch was watching The Boys and thought Vought was a guideline for how a good business operates
Someone on a power trip wanted to try to legalize murder for his brand

I'm not sure which scenario scares me more, the incompetence or the evil.

Watching Mr. Robot now makes this meme hit hard

Why the fuck is it allowed to force arbitration when someone dies? It’s insanity

I wonder what the internal discussion looked like after this.

I can't believe they were only seeking 50,000$ too.

M'fers had a meeting and a lawyer brought up the Disney+ TOS and they all agreed that was a great idea. Corporate nods all around. Idiots.

But for real, shit’s starting to get weird

Disney; just know that if I die because of you my Wife has strict instructions to mail my burning corpse to Bob Iger's home address. We will not see you in court.

The real PR nightmare is the misinformation being spread. Disney has fuck all to do with the running of the restaurant. This was just a lawyer looking for a quick buck.

As someone who did a trial Disney plus 4 years ago, is that TOS still valid if they came and murdered me in their restaurant?

I'm legit asking.

All the dude asked for was $50,000. I'm sure the reputational damage was totally worth it.

Disney thought they were doing the ol anime glasses push moment. They didn't realize they were actually granny from squidbillies.

I'm pretty sure that Disney can't outright kill anyone unless they came out of a Disney pod gasping and crying, "what am I?" to the universe before being given their prime corporate directive of being a kid's movie star, but I'm not a lawyer.

Lock your doors if you ever had Disney plus! 😱😱😱

All publicity is good publicity

It was never Disneys restaurant. Y'all should get your facts straight. It's an independently owned restaurant leased on Disney Land. Y'all thirsty for blood lololol.

They could have avoided the bad pr but y'all running wild with imaginary stories and propaganda.