Father Ted:
this cow is small, that cow is far away
Trump:
Look, folks, let me tell you, cows are tremendous. Just tremendous. They’re a huge part of our great American agriculture. They’re big, beautiful animals, okay? And we have the best cows, believe me. We’re talking about top-notch beef, the best you can get. Our farmers, they work hard, very hard, and they’re doing a fantastic job. We need to support them. We need to make sure we’re taking care of our cows and our farmers. They’re winning, and we’re winning because of them. It’s going to be great, absolutely great.
Is that actually how small tictacs are now?
They are sold in bulk for pennies.
This is under $20, so three tiny boxes for a dollar.
It's actually an amazing price... And they are kind of fun if you ignore the plastic waste.
$2 each for a big one, or three for a dollar for a small.
This is capitalism, not inflation (or shrinkflation, which is what the orange fucking moron should have said. I doubt he even knows the word, being born with so many silver spoons in his mouth he makes his mistresses [porn stars] blush.)
They come in both sizes now, the normal ones many of us are used to seeing and you can buy minis. Not sure if minis are sold individually but seen them in multi packs.
No, the minis are in Trump's right hand. The left hand is a joke packet for kids games. Its just that his hands are tiny.
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I feel dumber even reading this. What a weird strategy.
*Harris
