BIGGUS
DICKUS!
81 0 ReplyHe had a wife you know...
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Buttocks
26 0 ReplyI love the delivery of that line.
22 0 ReplyDo you want to know what she was called?...
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What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
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The incantation is Sildenafil
54 0 ReplyIf the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.
34 0 ReplyThat’s not in universe
Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…
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Cockus Engorgio
47 0 ReplyMassive Deferens
23 0 ReplyIt's cockus engORgio, not engorgioh
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Dongus Elongus
43 0 ReplySame volume, just increased length but reduced girth.
9 0 ReplyIt works for me, I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
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It's e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
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There's no way this isn't a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe
43 0 ReplyPhallus Maximus
The research must continue
41 0 ReplyDon't forget fetus deletus.
These kids really need more supervision.
24 0 Replypharmaceutical engineering:
21 0 ReplyFew master the snake tongue
17 0 ReplyJK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.
16 0 ReplyThe dude on the left almost got the right spell:
15 0 ReplyThey might have to try their hands at potions after consulting the handbook of the full pump prince.
14 0 ReplyPhallico Fortifico!
12 0 ReplyExpecto Cialis!
8 0 ReplyAnd the Hogwart's after school Fallomancer Club was born.
(I said I was sad, not that I couldn't still make jokes.)
3 0 ReplyAccio Bum!
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