I live in a multifamily house and as part of my rent, I'm paying for services, like for someone to clear the snow off the sidewalk and for someone to wipe the hallway. Which is great.
Except when at the goddamn crack of dawn, the hired gardeneres start revving their string trimmers. Jesus H. fucking Christ. Why the hell am I paying for this? It does not improve my life in any way, it only worsens it.
It already is. My lawn isn’t a normal one and I don’t live in a neighborhood. That being said, it sucks when it gets long because I walk on my lawn to get to the hiking trails behind my property. I have an electric riding mower which gets choked up in long grass.
But fear not, my lawn is “if it’s green, it grows”