Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For
Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For
SAN FRANCISCO—As part of his initiative to streamline the back end of the platform, Elon Musk reportedly demanded Tuesday that the remaining Twitter servers explain to him in detail what all the wires were for. “These ones here—what do they do, exactly?” the company’s new owner and CEO said during a...
For context, this article is from 2022 but it was just reposted by the Onion’s social media accounts tonight, and I’m sharing it here, because: The Elon / Trump interview on X started with an immediate tech disaster / Musk claims there was a DDOS attack on X — but The Verge is told there was not.
At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.
Hmm, yes
remember when elon just started yanking out servers and twitter had a sustained months-long meltdown?
1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.
“Remove all the wires, or you are all fired. We’re transitioning to the AI Cloud. You’ll all be sleeping in your office cots this month.”
The grammar falling apart at the very end of the title is peak Onion writing.
I love headlinese.
Twitter demands Elon to explain why that many unused brain cells.
The Twitter server: https://youtube.com/watch?v=12LLJFSBnS4