Or The Deep.
RIP Timothy !
The couch has more personality than JD Vance himself.
I guess you could say that he’d be f***ing upward.
I thought it was a Scrubs joke
Who is JD?
Someone with a very unhealthy obsession with couches.
As this didn't really help, I asked an A.I. This is the answer:
Based on the initials and the clue about unhealthy behavior involving couches, you are likely referring to Jerry Dunn, a fictional character from the animated sitcom "Rick and Morty."
Jerry Dunn
Known for: Neurotic and insecure behavior, often involving his couch. In the episode "Rixty Minutes," Jerry becomes addicted to an interdimensional cable channel that shows him alternate realities where he is a famous actor. In one of these realities, he spills wine on his couch, which causes him to spiral into depression and ruin his career. Relevance to the clue: While not a real person, Jerry Dunn is a well-known character in popular culture and is associated with unhealthy behavior related to couches.
Is this correct or hilariously wrong? I am not into Rick and Morty, so I can't tell...
And dolphins, which is the aspect that makes this post clever.
Jimmy Donaldson? (MrBeast)
Hmm, might be, because of some recent grooming stuff involving minors (Never heard of him before though, just googled the name together with the word "couch").
Johnny Depp might also be a candidate. Some pages state that the safety word during plays with Amber Heard was "Couch"
That's a sweet couch, I wish it was real.
