12mo ago

Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

www.theonion.com

From 2012. Can't remember if this was posted before. I remember when it came out he said he was going to make some big announcement detailing some dirt he had on Obama and then never announced anything.

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2y ago

From 2012 - Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

www.theonion.com /trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man-1819574112

6 comments

Trump is just sitting in his room loudly playing Behind Blue Eyes on repeat.
Does Trump get lip injections?
- He’s that way from all the pouting.
Is it sadder than when he was crying in his mug shot?
Yes, he said we wouldn’t believe the evidence his investigators found, when there was clearly no evidence or investigators.
I ate the onion for a moment. It genuinely sounds like something he'd say while rambling nowadays.