With our powers combined...

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American

This is funny, but they couldn’t have chosen a less mozzarella-like cheese for this one.

You will suffer your eternal pain in an hell of melted cheese for calling that rat bait mozzarella

Reversed.

Mozenputtel

I like cheese

Steve Buscemi

This is great Ted.

Swizz cheese

Isnt mozarella white though? And it should be softer tgan the cheese in the picture.