Physical exercise. You'll still be depressed, but at least you'll be depressed and ripped.
66 0 ReplyExercise also helps you cope with stress and makes you happier. Get ripped guys.
14 0 ReplyI’m going to physically exercise my right to lay down
11 0 ReplyI exercise my left arm quite frequently.
10 0 ReplyOnly one hand? Rookie.
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That one is hidden behind Marge's head
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This post personally attacks me
21 0 ReplyThe finer things in life.
19 0 ReplyStarving myself isn't a coping mechanism; that's a symptom of ADHD causing me to not remember that my body needs food to live.
17 0 Replybut it offsets the binge eating disorder I developed as a coping mechanism for emotional distress
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Fuuuuuck I checked 5 of those boxes 🤦🏻♀️
16 0 ReplyI regularly checked 5 of those boxes for a few years. I just slowly cooled my roll and now I occasionally participate in a few of those things.
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At least 3 of those are not bad things.
11 0 ReplyYou trust me to do them in a healthy way??
9 0 ReplyYes, I trust you, internet stranger.
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Holy this one is a deep cut
11 0 ReplyYou're doing it wrong if you only pick one.
7 0 ReplyWhat makes maturation a terrible coping mechanism? It doesn't hurt anyone including yourself.
6 0 ReplyWhile your prostate will thank you, it's an 'unearned' dopamine rush that convinces you that you did something good for the day. It can psychologically reinforce negative behavior and have you get complicit with your surroundings and make positive change harder. But that's true for all coping.
6 0 ReplyI feel like if that's the case then evolution really fucked its job up (metaphorically)
If masturbation was a negative thing, we likely wouldn't have been inclined to do it. As far as I know, that unearned dopamine rush thing being bad is a bit of a myth.
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Wastes a lot of time if you do it a tone. And one can hurt themselves if they do it constantly (several hours a day?) and rub it raw.
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Hey. I don't like weed or alcohol
6 0 ReplyMay I interest you in heroin and promiscuity instead then?
5 0 Replya bit of lsd too... mmm
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Shit, I've done literally all of those. At least now I'm down to four.
5 0 ReplyWhy pick only one?
5 0 Replythis is painfully real
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4 0 ReplyPretty much me, no bdsm, binging or flirting though. I'm doing good!
4 0 Replymasturbating is good for your well being.
3 0 ReplyThere's got to be an upper limit on how often it should be done though right?
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3 0 ReplyShit man get some help
2 0 Reply5 out of 8, not bad
1 0 ReplyI prefer DSBM instead of BDSM.
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