J.D. Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane

Here's an AP source if you prefer not to click the daily beast.

Does...he realize she's the current Vice President and that's an Air Force plane? Dude rolls up on it like he's about to do a panty raid.

Or does he realize it, and just have that little respect for the office he's running for and its current occupant?

What the fuck is wrong with that guy

I've said it before I'll say it again. Of all the Republican weirdness in recent years, I truly don't understand why they seem to have made a conscious decision to become the biggest-asshole-in-the-room party.

That’s pretty weird.

They should spray the furniture down in case he had his way with anything. Also check for bugs because I wouldn't put it past those jackasses to try and spy on the VP.

Vance, continuing his jocular jabbing, said he’d be more than willing to debate Harris on Aug. 13 “if she’d like to do a debate with me.” That was a matchup scheduled before Biden stepped down, meaning it would have put Vance and Harris on the same stage as vice presidential rivals.

“I want to talk to people who have no interest in talking to me, so I’m going to hang out by their vehicle for a while,” said definitely not creepy and stalkerish JD Vance.

I know the article says:

J.D. Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2

But I can't be the only one picturing a Naruto run.

So you're telling me the Secret Service learned nothing from a couple of weeks ago.

Almost as awkward as his conversation with Mamaw. If only he would've learned from her

"I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

"JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

"Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

J.D. Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Weird Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane

ftfy

How do the secret service decide who to put to the ground if it had become tense? By rank?

Lol, weird.

He was just checking out the upholstery situation on Air Force 2.

Missed a golden opportunity to close the door and have the pilot fly them all to some backwater airport in Alaska, then see if they can find their own way back home.

Fucking weirdo

JD Vance has an obsession with Indian women.

Does it have a couch?

What a weird and cringe motherfucker.

If nothing else Harris is kicking their asses on social media. Although tbf they almost write the script themselves.

Vance told a Philadelphia rally on Tuesday that he would “absolutely” want to debate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, if given the chance.

I hope you bring some lube because you're gonna need it.

Misleading headline @jeffw@lemmy.world, try to use better sources than the daily beast.

No one here is in danger of slipping to the right-wing. 🙄

Probably thinking that’s the closest he’ll ever get to it.

Weirdcore

From the thesaurus:

bizarre

adjective as in strange, wild

Strongest matches

• comical
• curious
• extraordinary
• fantastic
• freakish
• grotesque
• ludicrous
• odd
• offbeat
• outlandish
• peculiar
• ridiculous
• unusual
• weird

Fascists trying to play dirty once again.

This plane needs a "No couches are left unattended in this vehicle" sticker.

"dont mind us, we're just being totally normal over here"

Media Bias Fact Check | bot support

Trained eye liner wearing monkey follows orders with absurd publicity stunts, showing exactly what sort of performative clown show you'd get if they're elected, instead of actual policies and governance.

I heard Vance tried to storm the plane because he had inside information about coverups at Boeing.

12ft is back!?