Kamala Harris Is Eligible to Run for US President, Despite Parents Being Foreign-Born
Kamala Harris Is Eligible to Run for US President, Despite Parents Being Foreign-Born

Kamala Harris Is Eligible to Run for US President, Despite Parents Being Foreign-Born

Now, don't be hasty, no-one could run then. All of their ancestors had ancestors born before 1776 and therefore could not have been US-citizens.
Shit, that means everything in the US is invalid! It's up for grabs, finders keepers!
Also, tell the sovereign citizens and bring a truck load of popcorn.