Fight me.

This has been solved they are both calzones. https://cuberule.com/

I like this statement because it’s successful on two levels. You can also argue over whether “pop-tart” counts as one word or two.

Salsa is fruit salad.

Your kids are poorly behaved

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Tool is overrated

Star Wars is for kids.

Windows user freedom > Linux

Ads have saved the internet

Valve games suck

Rs3 is better than osrs

Cybersecurity Professionals are mostly useless

I don't believe all of these but I do know they would start a fight with at least me.

Raviolo

You lost the Game.

The creator correctly says "jif"

Cereal is a soup

Your lifestyle causes climate change.

all pasta is garbage food

edit:LOL

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

I thought about this a lot recently after someone said it, ::: spoiler my opinion is that No, a hotdog is not a sandwich because it is meat inside of a single piece of bread. If you accidentally broke the bun into two pieces you could argue that you've made a hotdog sandwich because the meat is still called a hotdog and you've got two pieces of bread. That some sub sandwiches are a single nearly split piece of bread I view as an implementation detail moreso than a defining characteristic and not enough to say that sandwiches can be a single piece of bread. :::

Pop tarts are wellingtons

A ravioli is a sandwich.

Skub

Just once I'd like to see one of these "x food is a y" posts that actually makes sense.

I want to fight you

Both pop tarts and ravioli are dumplings.

Three words are absolutely sufficient:

You wanna fight?

That's six words

Rogue-likes are killing video games

Ravioli is a sandwich.

Chef Boy R Dee is pasta

Pop Tarts are either toast or a calzone.

Pizza is an open-faced sandwich.