What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.

Dude, tidy up

I'm almost certain this is rage bait. The kcup, the folgers, the food... Ya
- I wouldn't call it ragebait, per se; just a cheeky li'l post. I've gotten a couple of decent conversations out of it so far, actually. Feel free to check the comments, or choose your own topic :-D
- Oh well, I fell for it. Still not nice to look at at xd
I'm joking about the ai thing, but I did stage the photo, for the record. (I noticed the milk after and have since wiped it up.)
- Is this a workshop kitchen or something?
Bro it's totally ai generated I swear bro
I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.

I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I'm crying rn. Make it stop make it stop

It's ok man, is clean now. I posted about it in a comment somewhere :-) just a joke.
Op washed his balls with that spaghetti
- Fuckin lol

You can't post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of https://youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ

At least he’s already met her parents.

LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before
I hope this is the commercial I hope it is
Pretty much, lmfao

I‘m from the EU we don’t have Folgers but I love opening a can of Sprunk or Brawndo for breakfast.

Oh, Brawndo is my favorite outside beverage. There's nothing like slipping on my Crocs, standing out in my yard with my guns, sipping on Brawndo and pissing into the wind.

Sprunk tastes like Vinewood talent agent semen
- Yeah that’s freedom baby! Like I imagine everyone in the USA to start their day.
  
  Not a Sprunk lover eh? Maybe Pißwasser is for you: https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU. One of our finest products. Export only.

Fuck K-cups and all their equivalents.

I tried but it's too hot, and the hole the needle made was too big
- Lmao.

Folgers is garbage 😂

Judging by the state of the kitchen, he likes garbage.
- Like is a strong word. Assembles might be better.
Looks like it's right where we belong, then :'-)

A Dutch joke?

(keurig = neat, decent, proper)

Man I really wish I was smart enough to have thought of that beforehand. Uhh, yes!

Is that actually true? Because that's a great accidental joke.

I grind my own coffee every morning for pour-over, with my digital kettle that heats the water precisely, and I use a timer to pace the brew for optimal flavor. You may think this is excessive effort but let ms assure you it is worth it! Nothing can beat the flavor of lightly roasted single origin pure robusta coffee.

I grind my coffee in the same hand-crank grinder my grandma used all her life, then brew it in a moka pot.
I like simplicity.
- I also have fond memories of my grandma's coffee grinder. It's a shame neither my grandma nor the grinder are around anymore. Treasure it!
I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We're like twins
Dark roasted for me, but freshly grinded and brewed with a Moccamaster, the best filter coffee machine in the world. I prefer Corazon beans. Plain and simple, black filter coffee, but made with perfection from amazing beans.
- Corazon are arabica 🤮
Brother and/or sister, you do you. I'm sure it's delicious, but I don't even like to retie my shoes, lmao

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup!

Neil Cicierega is amazing

Man you really got me, til I saw this shitpost community. Still make mine with a percolator or espresso lavazza bean is good

I've never tried a percolator, but I hear mixed reviews. Probably because I hear things from both hipsters and hobos.
- it is hit or miss, depends if you like a strong cup. Also takes a few tries to get the water to grounds ratio until it makes one you like. Or if it doesn't auto stop you gotta keep an eye on how dark it gets

Meh

I feel ya

Death Wish is my favorite, but I almost never have it.

Bronson is an amazing actor. Great choice 👍

I have a grinder and get the Costco brand French roast beans they are good

I don't think I even have a Costco nearby. Probably the closest thing is a Sam's Club about 40 miles away.
- More importantly, do you have a fucking dumpster near your house?

I have a reusable kcup and nothing but Philz goes in it. My current favorite blend is tesora.

You have a bot name, but I won't hold that against you.
- and you have a troll name but i won't hold that against you either... sooo yeah.

My favorite is Cafe Special flavor of Community. I’ve tried other brands and they just don’t hit the same.

Never heard of Community. I'm gonna look em up.