To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.
So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.
Calvin Klein was my answer, too.
victor's secret
Bi men, for men.
Victor's unsolicited dick pics
Victor, you are a very unattractive man
Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight...
These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.
Here are two options for you:
It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small
Otherwise it's just sparkling secret
Thank you fellow queer
My wife approves.
thanks, you've given little gay me something to ogle at
It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.
Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women's clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.
I love my meundies. My favorite underwear
I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria's Secret IS the men's version lol
Bad Dragon
I need you to know, you may have just unlocked a new fetish for me. 😳
was about to comment that. glad someone beat me to it.
Not an answer I was expecting, but one I'm glad to see
Victor's Clandestine Closet
Home Depot
Harbor freight
Cabellas
I was going to say Orvis, but yeah.
Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit
(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)
Best I can do is male pattern baldness.
Barry's sack'o'balls
Yeah, that link's gonna stay unclicked for me.
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Smuggle budgies for your partner, haha.
There's literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.
He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.
LoL, that was a good one, for sure. Would def. get a laugh, which is most of the way there.
Didn't Borat wear one of these? Edit: yes, just realized it's part of the hyperlink, lol.
The gym
I don't know how to think about this, if a Victoria's Secret catalog arrives in our mailbox, I hand it to my husband to peruse. Like extremely softcore porn? I don't think it's for me.
So if you are asking about menswear for a female gaze? Hmm. Maybe the athletic wear catalogs. So like Under Armour website has all these hot male athletes as models, someplace like that.
No not sure what you mean but they probably mean stores that sell clothes for men that are similar or equivalent to the clothes that Victoria's Secret sells to women.
Unfortunately, Victoria's Secret is the men's version of Victoria's Secret.
Victoria’s Secret
Andrew Christian
Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women's clothing as well.
Anyway, I don't know if there's really "men's lingerie", and if there really isn't.... Well, what a disappointment.
There is, trying to find it again.
Edit: I don't think this is what I was thinking of, but here: https://www.candymanfashion.com/
For some men, a fursuit. Provided they have a fursona.
Harbor Freight
Uniqlo
The various protein powder they sell to "athlete"
I've seen it. I can't find what I was remembering now.
There was a Reddit thread where OP was trying to identify a one-leg male thong his gay roommate left on the floor, I think that counts.
REI
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