At some point in the last 4 years, I spontaneously evolved from the 11am friend into the 6am friend. I have no explanation for this.
66 0 ReplyI hate to tell you, but you're getting old.
85 0 ReplyNope, I'm old and have evolved into an 11am friend. I keep hearing about how old people are out of bed at sparrow fart and get stuff done, but it's never happened to me.
33 0 ReplyLol, probably. But I'm not ready to admit that, so I'm going to blame the dogs who expect to go outside no later than 6:30 every day 😆
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I effectively have been a morning person for years, but I still think my natural state is a night owl. Give me a vacation or even a long weekend and my sleeping schedule shifts to where it truly wants to be.
20 0 ReplyDoppel?
I'm Ganger!
5 0 ReplyYeah, same. Though even after royally screwing up my sleep schedule, I still find myself up by 7 at the latest (even if I'm still tired).
Having dogs who expect to go outside at certain times probably contributes to that. They can be very persuasive lol.
4 0 ReplyVery much the same for me!
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Me too. It's easier to just stay on a schedule rather than ruin Monday (and sometimes Tuesday) by changing when I sleep on the weekends. Plus, my dog is also on a schedule and starts looking for snuggles at about 6.
5 0 ReplyAnd i turned from the 11:00 am friend to the 6:00pm friend
3 0 ReplyNight shift?
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Yeah, but can the 6am friends stay up all night browsing increasingly obscure websites, while reflecting on the poor state of the world and feeling helpless to change anything?
I think not.
44 0 ReplyI am the 12 pm friend who booked a separate hotel and said I had plans in the morning so I can't meet them until 1 pm at the earliest.
34 0 Reply"Plan to sleep is still plan"
18 0 ReplyVacations are for rest afterall.
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I am the friend who gets up with the 6 am friends, eats, and then goes back to sleep with the 11 am friends.
20 0 ReplyIf you find time to finish the remainder of the vodka before breakfast I'm with you.
8 0 ReplyMorning sex is the best.
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I'm up at 6am because I haven't gone to bed yet.
16 0 ReplyI'm the 7am friend that woke up from all the noise
13 0 ReplyThey could have brought about world peace to, but they had to wake the 11am friend.
9 0 ReplyYeah! Fuck you 6am friends!
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Hi. I'm the 1pm friend. Let's go for some brunch.
9 0 ReplyI'm lucky if I wake up by 1pm, then I gotta shower and take the dog out, best I can do is an early dinner at 4:30pm.
3 0 Reply13 years of 2nd shift have permanently made me the 1pm friend.
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Repost
Edit: sorry guys, I had to. I've never been the first to comment repost before
7 0 ReplyIs it? =(
I just scrolled back a bit and don't see it.
5 0 ReplyLol I know I've seen this post a couple weeks ago. Nobody will care though, it's a good meme.
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I'm the 3:30am friend. I'm tired by 11 am, I'm 7hrs into my shift. If you invite me to dinner at 7:30 that's a no. How about 4:30?
7 0 ReplyI'm the 1pm friend. But since yesterday I don't feel that bad about it: https://appdot.net/@mdhughes/112847661796478542
4 0 ReplyI am the 11:30 am friend
3 0 ReplyHe does that while the 6am friends are already asleep.
3 0 ReplyI used to be a 6am person. Nowadays I'm 8am.
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