This is not stonks

I read that they send the loser-winner shirts to poor countries. So you go to some random village and it looks like alternate reality sports land. Except no one there probably even follows the teams/leagues on their shirts.

But as it stands, those guys take an innitial 50% loss on the first batch of merch, just so they have it ready to sell the second the game ends. EVERY year.

Well, they don't really take a loss. The expense of both uniforms are baked into the price of the winning team. it's just part of the overhead. Most the shirts get sent and sold to places that probably only vaguely know who 'the patriots" are.

I used to work in merchandising, and it doesn’t exactly work this way. To some extent it does, but there’s a lot more nuance.

When a printing shop gets a contract to do team merch for playoffs, they will be given ALL the possible art, all the possible colors for blank shirts to print on, and a scheduled scenario. For example, after game 2 if the series is tied 1-1, don’t print. If after game 2 the series is 2-0, print 25% of orders for winning team, etc.

The actual margins for the printers isn’t very high. So these types of contracts are necessary. It’s not easy to pack a building of screen printers at short notice to print, and often they end up having to print off hours or weekends.

This isn’t to say some loser shirts are printed. Many are. You may get that Indians shirt someday. It’s kinda a crazy world.

I mean, I’ll get crazy looks for wearing them, and people will constantly be like “Uhhhh…we didn’t win…” and I will proceed to not give a shit, because those would be some cool unique shirts to wear!

My excuse is "I'm from a different timeline where we won the championship".

I support you and your crazy ass dream. If you ever do find them ill take an xl.

As a Cleveland fan we can dream, we can dream. Also in the same line the Bills are 3 time Super Bowl champs

I thought the point was, "Vandalism is funny when I do it."

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That on that day, that he stood very tall, That he did that, that in front of us all, That moment, that instant, that start of it all, That changed everything, that big and that small.

That ripple effect, that spread far and wide, That all from that act, that he couldn't hide, That people would talk, that chatter, that say, That he did that, that in such a bold way.

That singular moment, that sparked such a scene, That was the moment, that which we had seen, That action so simple, that caused quite a stir, That made all things different, that life was a blur.

That courage he showed, that marvelous deed, That he did that, that indeed was agreed, That hearts and minds, that lifted that day, That all because of that, that we now all say.

That tale, that grand, that over the land, That he did that, that with a brave hand, That moment we cherish, that memory clear, That he did that, that without any fear.

That you should remember, that moment, that place, That look that he had, that smile on his face, That he did that, that with style and flair, That is the tale, that now I must share.

That he did that, that yes, he did so, That everyone saw, that all came to know, That action he took, that decisive and bold, That made him a legend, that story retold.

Fellate is the verb you're looking for.

Sorry, I don't watch whichever show this is from so I didn't know

DUDE. I literally finished watching that episode 20 minutes before I saw this comment. I might not have gotten it from the pic, but this definitely would have ruined it.

What show is this?

Ok, that's actually kind of clever.

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