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(Frodo slips on the ring)
Sauron: "Hello, Frodo, what's happening? Ummmm....If you could just go ahead and bring the ring to Mordor on Saturday, that would be greaaaaaat."
"We also would need you to not throw the ring into Mt. Doom on Saturday, m'kay? Let me get you another copy of that scroll."
If..if.. if I have to change offices again... I'm going to uh... Burn down The Shire
My Precious.
Frodo: it’s some kind of elvish. I cannot read the fiery letters.
Gandalf: There are few who can. It is written in the language of Mordor which I will not utter here. In the language of men it says PC LOAD LETTER.
Frodo: PC LOAD LETTER? Wtf does that mean?
Milton walked into Mordor and set the realm on fire. That’s why everything is burning.
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