Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians

a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight!

I'd like a dose for myself, please

I didn't read this was satire the first go around and I started to get very concerned :P

I caught this while scrolling and was momentarily shocked to see an ad. Glad I was wrong.