Doctor of Computer Science
stringly-typed
"100%"yeah that tracks.
Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.
WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING?????????????
Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.
Shame on you
Also putting
sudoin front of what looks like Java code not shell.OldMan.setHealth("Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--")
Finally someone with some wisdom
I guess its just a reminder that getting a PhD is often more about dedication than it is about practical knowledge.
Because the meme wasn't made by someone with a doctorate in CS or even a bachelor's.
Smells like JavaScript.
They use a look-up table with every value from 0% to 100%
Floating points included for thoroughness!
The high level setter function should be made to handle both string and numeric values.
If it contains "%" it's a percentage value.
If it's a string without a "%" it's an absolute value and needs to be normalized.
If it's a numeric value, it's an absolute value.
If it's a numeric 100, it's 100%.
If it's a subunitary numeric value, it's a percentage.
Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.
Yeah, in Ren'py games usually it's character_health=100 or something.
Yes absolutely, the parameter even if not in a strongly typed language should be a specific number and the unit should be implied. Overload the method to support different units if necessary or provide a unit as an additional parameter instead of forcing the method to parse the string for any unit type hints that may or may not be there
sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clotPlease forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?
It's a glob pattern (edit: tried to find a source that actually showed
**in use).Had to look this up as well. Its not rm specific:
* is a simple, non-recursive wildcard representing zero or more characters which you can use for paths and file names. ** is a recursive wildcard that can only be used with paths, not file names.
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.
XKCD 149 but worse.
Link for the lazy.
Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.
Yeah, he reimplemented it in Java to get garbage collection. The Alzheimer's is cured but he takes ten minutes to pour a glass of water.
👏🤝
sudo apt-get AED
sudo pacman -S new-heart
Top-tier endangerment bait lmao
See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it
Patient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don't have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.
Whoops, stopped the lungs process instead of the cardiac arrest process.
Actually you really want to restart the heart service, right?
sudo systemd restart heartDepends on who's working the terminal, nano vs vim difference
Bash-Java
I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny
bash: sudo: command not foundAfter all, we don't know that he has it installed, especially if he's running a really old distro.
Have you tried magic, like Kadorto?:-)
Is that Noel Fielding?
That command syntax looks kind of like how Skyrim's scripting console works, and gods help us if reality is a Bethesda game! (Kind of, if you added string-parsing based overloads and, for some reason, a command-syntax sudo keyword.
Need something?
btw I use Arch
