Wait til anon realizes you can look at the cross traffic lights...
Somehow I seem to be the only person I've ever met that knows that with a great majority of traffic lights, you can tell when your side is about to go green by watching the number or blinking pattern of the pedestrian crossings count down.
Every person I've ever mentioned this to has responded as if I was either making up bullshit or some kind of genius.
Don't tell people, just use it as proof of your clairvoyance and charge them for telling their future.
Me walking up to automatic sliding doors:
My car has a little timer that tells you when the light will turn green
Wait til anon realizes you can look at the cross traffic lights...
Somehow I seem to be the only person I've ever met that knows that with a great majority of traffic lights, you can tell when your side is about to go green by watching the number or blinking pattern of the pedestrian crossings count down.
Every person I've ever mentioned this to has responded as if I was either making up bullshit or some kind of genius.
Don't tell people, just use it as proof of your clairvoyance and charge them for telling their future.