Kotlin or if I'm really in the mood, Python
You know you want that syntactic sugar
I’d say Rust is better though
My dumass thought op meant programming language, and I spent 2 minutes thinking of some sarcastic reply.
++++++++++[>++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++++>+++<<<<-] >-.>-.--------.+++++++.-------.>----..<.>>++.<<-.>+.>.<<++.>---.---.--.<-----.++++++.--.I know it's wrong, but there's something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy.
Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings?
Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.
Spanish / Portuguese … but can’t explain why. I think it’s mostly cultural vibe based.
Gotta say, for me, all the techy programming language replies in here are pretty lame. It’s fine that the fediverse leans techy at this stage, great even. But a thread like this was really looking for some linguistics and personal experiences with learning and understanding languages. If you can’t help but turn any topic into one about programming, that’s cool, but doesn’t mean you have to add some noise (seriously a ruby v Python conversation in a thread about seductive human languages?!) to every conversation that happens to use the word “language”.
The beauty of a threaded conversation platform is that you can just close threads you're not interested in. Or, apparently, start a new thread bitching about them.
People have only had luck with me when they’ve spoken English. Otherwise it’s hard for me to understand their answers to such questions as “your place or mine?” or “dear god what are you gonna do with that spatula?!”.
My hovercraft is full of eels
Spatula? Ahh, a human of culture, I see.
English because I can understand it
Came here to say this. But like.. English with a sexy accent.
For me that sexy accent is a Scottish one and I'm not talking Glaswegian council estate
For me, Japanese, someone like Atsuko Tanaka or aya hirano could whisper whatever they want to My lesbian ass
Would your ass whisper back
To atsuko? Hell yeah Aya? Probably needs a bit convincing
French is the the go-to. Closely followed by Italian. They’re classics for a reason.
Romantic, even
Norwegian, it's like Danish but with an attractive accent.
Spanish, because I know enough to understand most of it, but it still feels new and mysterious
French, because of the lower tone of voice
German. It naturally sounds so aggressive that if someone speaks German to you and it doesn't sound rude, they must be trying really hard.
Softly spoken German in an intimate setting can really do it for me.
Loudly spoken German can also do it for me for entirely different reasons.
Yeah, I didn't think German was anything special until a few years ago when I attended a German language group just for fun, on a whim. There was a native speaker there that I spoke to, and unexpectedly I just... I don't even know.
Anyhow, we ended up dating for a while.
Still have a weakness for the German language.
Huh. That's interesting. I'm native Spanish speaker and I find German (actually, most Germanic languages including English) a bit toned down, lacking most harsh sounds I associate with aggressive tone.
Klingon. It's so aggressive...tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'
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Dutch
Just kidding.
He even rustig aan
Finnish! Especially since Iistened to Jukio Kallio's Kuvankaunis album. Listened to it many times.
Maybe it's so alluring to me because it sounds close to hungarian, but at the same time more rythmic and melodic to me.
Turkish. The same goes for it, try listening something. I really enjoy Almora.
Edit: te is magyar vagy?
I've had the luck to meet some good Turkish people for a couple of days a few years back, I remember they showed me all kinds of music. I agree, it's also a beautiful language.
BTW, én is magyar vagyok, igen :) Ugyan itt bojler eladó!
Romance Latinam sequitur.
/Pater iocus, annus CMXCIX ab urbe condita/
P.S. Romance folows Latin – dad joke, year 999 since founding the city ;)
Morse code has a rhythm that just does something to me
- .- .-.. -.- / -.. .. .-. - -.-- / - --- / -- .
.. / -.. --- -. .----. - / .-- .. .--. . / .- ..-. - . .-. / .. / .--. --- --- .--.
Haskell, prologue I'm into the quirks
Kinky!
Icelandic! Beautiful language, learned a bit for my honeymoon, it’s a bit of a time capsule to old Norse too.
Apparently there isn't a lot of language drift in Icelandic, it's one of the few languages that you can read texts from 1000 years ago without any significant loss of meaning. Unlike English where reading anything older than Shakespeare can prove difficult.
I will say, there are a number of words in middle English that we lost that we need to bring back. Aside from silly ones, there are a number of practical ones like "overmorrow" (the day after tomorrow) and "ereyesterday" (the day after yesterday) which convey the same thought without having to type out an entire phrase.
Here's a bunch of them:
https://thoughtcatalog.com/jeremy-london/2018/09/archaic-words/
Ukrainian, it's so soft it sounds like a water droplets dropping. п'ять
For me I'd probably say Japanese or French. Spanish is really nice too. Although, those happen to be the 3 languages I want to learn the most too lol
Brainfuck or Chef are pretty awesome.
English, because I understand it.
Go, and when I'm really crazy, Rust.
I don't think I have a particular language I find seductive. I am a native Spanish speaker, I like Italian for sure and some accents from Spain. But I wouldn't say it's particularly a seductive thing, I think what is seductive is the voice pitch and how the speech is delivered, and that can happen in any language.
Completely agree, it's how you say it.
Strangely German, because it makes me feel at home. Also a few of the British accents and languages, particularly Welsh, Scottish, and Northern England. I can only imagine that's in my blood somehow.
Deutsch ist rine schönes Spreache. Ich liebe die klang von es und hoffe dass in mein Zukunft ich can the ganze Sprache lernen
Es macht mir fröh. Ich hoffe eines Tages weider zurück gehen.
It would have to be Python. It's just got such syntactical sugar it makes me wet in places I shouldn't be.
