“Retrophrenology: It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone's character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bumps and hollows on their head. Therefore - according to the kind of logical thinking that characterizes the Ankh-Morpork mind - it should be possible to mould someone's character by giving them carefully graded bumps in all the right places. You can go into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection and a side order of hysteria. What you actually get is hit on the head with a selection of different size mallets, but it creates employment and keeps the money in circulation, and that's the main thing.” ~ Terry Pratchett
It is inevitable.
GNU TPratchett
Those who are willing to hit themselves in the face with a hammer because of a TikTok trend, deserve to be hit in the face with a hammer.
People are influenced by the world and people around them. And for young people today, TikTok is a very powerful influence. It tells people what is important in life, and how to get it.
You and I believe that hitting yourself in the hammer is unlikely to bring anything good; and highly likely to bring pain and problems; but we only know that because of things we've already learned. Different people learn different things at different points in their lives. And so there are a lot of young people who, when they are told that hitting yourself in the face with a hammer is going to make your more attractive - they might believe it and decide it is worth it.
Back when I was a young teenager, people were being told they could quickly charge their iPhones in the microwave. You can only feel so bad for people.
And again, if they're stupid enough to believe that. then again they deserve to get hit in the face with a hammer.
This can’t be real.
…is this real?
The idea, yes. Did people in OP-pic actually do that? No.
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2071/
Not directed at you, OP, but rather the poster in the image. What insane Internet circles are they in that this is the content they're seeing?
It's because those darn kids on the Tic Tacs with their marijuana drug cigarettes.
The original OP is a doctor so he's probably getting these kids showing up in his service and went on tik tok to see what it was about.
Maybe I'm just an old curmudgeon, but I can't feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to try this.
I have kids, and I'm confident that if I asked my 10 year old about this, even she'd know that it's a terrible idea.
I'd hope so too, but I worry that even the smartest kids could fall for something that perfectly targets the specific thing they're really insecure about.
I'd worry about things they don't understand. If there was a "bleach and ammonia" challenge, I'd be concerned.
I don't think many kids know what happens when you mix those, and some would die figuring it out.
It's going to be much more difficult to find a kid that doesn't know that a hammer to the face is a bad idea.
You have no idea what constant peer pressure, gas lighting, and unobtainable beauty standards can do to a young person. I do hope your kid will be able to resist that, but chances are once she is a teenager the situation might be different.
No idea? I was a socially awkward fat kid. I have an idea.
I can see getting weird piercings and regrettable tattoos, growing a mullet or wearing your pants around your knees to fit in. I understand hiding your true self to blend in, or even bullying others to climb the social ladder.
As kids, we did some dumb dangerous things, kids always will, but hitting yourself in the face with a hammer with the intention of breaking your own jaw? If you're dumb enough to think that's a good idea and try it, then maybe it's a lesson you need to learn.
On the one hand, yes, it seems like trolling.
On the other hand, there are a lot of really fucking stupid people who are also incredibly vain. A lady recently got arrested for giving people botox injections out of a van in a mall parking lot. People were paying her up to $200 to do it.
I read this is how both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got so beautiful. You should definitely do this.
/s
So, there is a tiny kernel of truth to the core concept here:
If you repeat a process of microfracturing a bone, letting it heal, doing it again... it can result in either reshaping or strengthening of the bone. It can also result in neither of those things happening.
In rare but real medical procedures you sometimes intentionally break a bone and the set it up to heal in a more proper configuration or orientation, or do this repeatedly to attempt to grow your leg length.
With many forms of martial arts it has been postulated that a lot of the seemingly super human acts of endurance of various kinds are partly possible because of years of microfractures which heal and make the bones stronger over time, along with the rest of the training regimen.
If I remember the evolution of this part of looks maxxing, originally it was people doing like 30 minutes of tapping various parts of their faces to attempt to do this to their facial bones, to extenuate them overtime.
Can't say I've ever seen any actual evidence this is any kind of real medical procedure.
But uh yeah, a good number of people seem to miss the idea of this being light and repetitive.... smashing yourself in the face with a hammer is not going to cause microfractures.
That'll cause much worse fractures. And possibly lots of other serious problems.
Oh well. Choke to death on marshmallows playing chubby bunny, poison yourself with tide pods, create a brain bleed and kill yourself via a hammer to the face. I wonder what the next thing will be.
I remember seeing something about this on the Guiness World Record Show when I was a kid and then spending my time repeatedly punching the wall while in the shower.
I've never really gotten into a fight or done anything cool with them but now my hands go numb sometimes so there's that.
When I did Karate... oh god my Sensei would thwap me for not knowing the name, but we practiced form with basically a wooden 2x4, vertically placed in a mount, with twine wrapped around the target area.
The point of the thing was repetitious form practice.
If you hit it too hard, it would recoil and then come back and hit you again.
Hit it too soft and there's no noise at all.
A neat way of moderating how hard you're supposed to be striking.
Anyway, sorry your hands go numb sometimes =(
Micro fractures caused in martial arts will lead you to vomit and need to take 2 weeks to recover. Speaking from experience. X-rays and all. Do not recommend.
If you’re talking about toughening such as like they do in the practice of shin conditioning, that’s just killing nerves. It has Nothing to do with ‘reshaping bones’.
To follow the thread of tangentially related concepts:
The Ilizarov apparatus (caution NSFL). The leg is intentionally broken, then a terrifying cage encourages it to heal in a different size or shape.
I'm not sure how much it's used now, but I was presented with it as patient as a potential option about 20 years ago. It was kind of a "please don't pick this one it's clearly worse" choice. Thankfully they'd done about a decade of prep work to enable me to pick the less extreme option.
Maybe we should just let natural selection happen.
Reminds me of handsome squidward
“Seems like a troll effort that went too far and became real”
You mean everything on this timeline since “Hitler did nothing wrong” vs “Gushin’ Granny”?
I hear if you down a few Tide Pods first you can hardly feel the hammer smash.
As a dad?l, this new world terrifies me. The craziest trends that caught on for me were Pokémon cards, tamagotchi, and Uno.
I think these kinds of things wouldn't appeal to most kids. But I do worry a lot about those with body dysmorphia feeling desperate and irrational trying to find a solution.
The Internet preying on individuals with mental health issues? Naaaah! that never happens.
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I'll argue that jnco jeans were a safety hazard. Maybe fire hazard
Can confirm. Fell asleep at a friend's house and he lit my jncos on fire.
Well if someone is dumb enough to do that to themselves, I say let them do it. It's mildly Darwin awards territory.
hammer smashed face, the album taken literally
This seems like a troll effort that an outsider took as serious
Second pic def seems satire
✨Darwinism✨
The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs were delivering free face enhancements to random people back in '07, they were just too ahead of their time for us to know what they were trying to accomplish
First off, we'll done for spelling that correctly. Also, there's a name I was glad I'd forgotten.
#cutsforbieber
Well if they want a better jawline that bad, they're probably better off not in the gene pool anyway. Reminds me of that Chinese surgery where you're like an inch taller and bedridden for 2 years via breaking your legs and inserting metal tubes or whatever.
This is an example of why we're failing as a species.
chat (how) is this real
TicTok
This seems like the new tide pod challenge
I feel like the majority of content is satire, and even though there might be a few people actually doing this, I highly doubt it's enough to constitute a trend
