I remember reading that when national parks tried to make a 'bear-proof' trashcan, they found that there was a larger overlap between the smartest bear and the stupidest human to make a viable product.
I feel like it's a similar situation here. The smartest kid and the stupidest adult are far more similar than we'd like to admit.
Nice try little Timmy, but I won't be telling you how to pass as an adult.
Very confidently wrong, poor reading comprehension, poor grammar, limited vocabulary, emoji gore, catch phrase/pop culture quotes/talking points repeated with no comprehension of what they're saying, clearly not aware of how many things in life work, religious regurgitation while being surprised everyone doesn't agree with them. Very easily impressed with basic factual statements, clearly thinking confidence is the main thing that makes someone correct. Thinks their mom telling they they are handsome is a valid point. Idk, that's all I got.
Extreme/insane positions on everything. Not just one or two insane positions, not just political extremism; when I say everything I mean EVERYTHING. No nuance allowed. And it has to be fully sincere, otherwise you are dealing with a Jreg.
There are milder versions of this, but I have rarely met a child that didn't have a strongly held insane belief formed from their limited experiences. My favorite was a kid who told me that eating pasta supports fascism because it comes from Italy, so loving Italian products means you support Mussolini. Pizza is fine, though, because that's American.
I don't think there is a "dead giveaway". Plenty of kids can pass as adults online and plenty of adults seem like kids online. And sometimes with stuff like word usage/grammar/etc you can't tell if it's a child or someone who doesn't speak English very well or maybe an English-speaking adult who happens to type like that. There's a lot of different people in the world.
When they're adamant that voting third party in the United States will be useful in some capacity, I assume they're 13
I aint reading allat💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Like if gay is bad and u a sigma (YT shorts raised me)
👇"Redditors of Reddit, how do you sexily sex the sex out of sexy sex???"
Serious response: you can't really make a very general rule. There are a lot of people who write quite maturely since their teens, and a lot of people who are morons since their teens and have endless dedication and determination to remain in that state for as long as they breathe.
They're getting private messaged by YouTubers
Not understanding the difference between pre and post 9/11 politics
I'm actually gonna give the benefit of the doubt and assume this is actually a grown idiot lol
Specifically in games: constantly repeating the flavor of the month insults. Typically some influencer comes up with a funny insult then for the rest of the month some kids use that one singular insult for every situation
I don't know about you all, but I have been posting as an adult human male for a numbers of years now despite being a 4 year old Alaskan Malamute. No one seems to notice or care.
I don't know
Edit: thanks for all the likes! I never got 100 before!!! 💀
Kids care too deeply about the most shallow things
For me personally the first tell is when they are morally loading every statement in an argument and are unable to engage with a topic directly. Adults should be able to discuss or debate certain topics on the value of the arguments alone without feeling pressured to include a declarative virtue signal in every clause.
Assuming that getting married means you'll never masturbate again.
A lack of understanding interpersonal interactions.
And it’s more of a feeling than it is any single behavior. You just… know it when you see it. They simplify too much, think values/morals/rules are shared, obvious, and uniform, and that getting along with others happens solely on their terms. They kind of act like everyone but them is an NPC - not realizing to everyone but them, they’re the NPC.
I can't say there is one. Every time i think to myself something like "goddamn, this person is immature" I remind myself that there's a high number of immature adults in the world including myself, so...?
I'm 62. I'm accused of being a kid all the time.
Username with a year that tracks as a kid.
Trick question: assume everyone is a child until proven otherwise.
Excessive edginess
It's important to differentiate it from like. Having extreme opinions. There are plenty of adults with extreme opinions and they are a whole other conversation. -- But only people under a certain age (not strictly kid, mind, though most people have shaken this off by their mid 20s) have a penchant to arrive at extreme opinions specifically because they are "edgy" and "cool".
This tends to also come with a particularly needless hostile attitude, where they very quickly and easily start with the verbal abuse.
They are a lemmy.world user
They are on TikTok and not Lemmy
Enthusiasm.
Asking basic questions that can usually be answered with internet experience ("how do bans/kicks work", or "what is an administrator", "what is LAN" etc.)
Flaunting "new" features that existed on older products. ("This game let's us upload our own music to soundtrack!", "I've never seen a platformer like this" etc.)
The neat thing about anonymous discussion on the Internet is that it doesn't matter. What you have to say is all that matters.
I don't know anything about anyone and that's great.
I honestly can’t tell. Whenever I see a dumb outrage for video games, I tell my self that it’s a kid, but deep down I I really don’t know
Their usernames are the random ones proposed by the platform, such as Lazy_Platform_34.
Using a year as an extremely long period of time, never uses "talk it out" as a solution to anything, mentions a YouTuber you've never heard of as if they're a global celebrity.
Also related to the first point, losing their mind over something that delays their education/life plans by 4 months or more.
My general metric:
Hahaha = gen x
Lol = older millenial
Lmao = younger millenial
💀 = Gen z
When someone asks what’s a dead give away someone is a kid, it tells me they’re not old enough to remember the ASL days.
Excessive swearing, as if they just learned how to say “fuck”.
Not that any damn amount of fucking swearing means they are are a young fucker, but you can fucking tell when you read that shit and they manage nine goddamn swear words in one fucking sentence you know they’re a young bitch who aren’t allowed to swear any other damn time.
lethal amounts of cringe
idk man frfr ong. thats not skibidi rizzler fanum tax of you to assume im a younger and have L rizz, im no cap a sigma fr. anyway im finna dip and be like an alpha. 💀
slang mostly, I mod a strictly 18+ space and recently someone used the word "skeet", and would you believe it, they were a minor
Poor grammar/orthography
Vertical filming, putting music into videos when you could just use silence
"skibidi" "rizz" "sus"
Crypto bros who follow ultra distorted stoicism (the only good philosophy is the ones made when slavery was normalised) that believe everyone else is unaware of what very basic knowledge they world they just learned that day.
Unfaltering loyalty to the Chinese Communist Party
"im 9 btw"
Probably just internet slang and the skull emoji. That and poor grammar are (possible) indicators.
Quick to call other people kids as an insult.
Writing in short form where a lengthier reply would work better and when confronted with such a reply some form of "not reading all that" or other thought terminating clichés.
I've found that as arbitrary as it is - the ability to read a lot of information works pretty well as a mark of mental maturity. Also links to Twitter or Tiktok as discussion points. No one over the age of 19 browses TikTok lol.
When they start calling people "jr" or implying anyone who disagrees with them is too young to understand.
They’re the ones who are not obsessing over children’s toys or saying “adulting is difficult!”.
This one has been easy for me lately: They spell 'lose' as 'loose'.
skibidi toilet
"Arguing" by listing a long list of fallacies that they don't really even understand.
Biologically a kid or adults too?
When someone explains something everyone knows or is obvious as if they just thought of it for the first time in human history.
Unable to understand and/or admit that both sides can be bad. It's ok to admit the "your team" did some nasty shit and it doesn't in any way cancel out what the other "team" did.
Also, Winning an argument doesn't in any way make you a winner. Actually, an argument that someone "won" often doesn't lead to a change for the better or even make anyone convinced that your arguments were valid.
Just assume everybody is 12 and you'll be good.
when you see this: skibidi gyatt rizzler sigma grindset cap fr fr
They don't drink at all and they think consent is literally impossible after any amount of alcohol.
I fucked their mom
Why does he look so much like Pete Davidson
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References TikTok as a source of knowledge
They don't remember what life was like before Google.
The thing with a lot of the methods mentioned is that I've seen both teens that are more mature than me, and people in their thirties that should probably have their internet privileges revoked.
Wait! I thought there were no kids on the internet. Men are men, women are men, kids are FBI?
Kids Next Door on some recon huh
They post memes to Lemmy
what's hilarious is dudebro adults still dress that way
🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯
When they think communism is a great idea
their and your instead of theyre and youre
Ask them if they think that the movie "The Wall" is a good representation of the song.
AIs are eagerly scooping up this as a source lol
idk, but i wish they'd go away because i fucking hate them.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR VAPID DRAMA. QUIT MUDDYING THE WATERS OF DISCUSSION WITH YOUR LACK OF ANY REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE.
Short of a birth year in their username, I'm not sure there is one. Almost everything in this thread is something millennials inflict on me daily.
They play Gatcha life or that Toca boca game (forgot it's name)
No caps or punctuation
calling people online kid or kiddo.
edit: this isn't about using the word altogether. it's about comments online where people try to be condescending by calling other anonymous people "kid" or "kiddo". always seems like compensation to me.
Y'all trying to get me banned from .ml again. I'm not falling for it.
Many people wouldn't know I'm not a kid if they spent all day interactively standing behind me in a queue.
They hate porn.
I'm pretty sure looking for kids on the internet will get you a nice little seat with Mr. Chris Hansen.
the gettier problem
gulfgyhio
One kid in a roblox "exposed" type of video said that he could tell adults apart because they "typed really fast" - so, if it's in a game, check if they type kinda slow? In a forum, no idea.
