Pyongyang Says It Will Send Troops to Ukraine Within a Month
Pyongyang Says It Will Send Troops to Ukraine Within a Month
The June 19 defense pact signed between Russia and North Korea included a promise to provide military assistance to one another – within days Pyongyang said it was sending troops to Ukraine.
The Ukrainians should just fire back with delicious food and free visas for defectors.
You joke, but i bet that it would be at least somewhat effective.
Update: South Korea says it will send actual, meaningful numbers of troops into Pyongyang within thirty-one days, bringing a formal end to conflict on the Korean Peninsula.
/s but you know they’re thinking about it.
Doesn't NK have one of the biggest standing armies in the world? I figured they could toss some troops into the blender and not care.
Also doesn't NK have a nuke? They'd definitely detonate one if they were invaded.
I do feel guilty but that is what I wish would happen. Mostly for the sake of the people of NK. But some people would die on both sides...
I don’t want to see anybody get hurt. Those North Koreans should maybe just stay home.
A month from now: entire North Korean brigade defects to Ukraine in exchange for extra helpings of borscht
Shit they will probably defect for a regular serving of Borscht
And plov!
Borscht is fucking amazing, and I would defect to Ukraine for regular servings of it.
Not really, but I do love well-made borscht.
Oh cool, a bunch of soldiers whos only military experience is goose stepping in front of their glorious leader and filling up balloons with shit to float over South Korea...
They're the global equivalent of the stereotypical trenchcoat wearing, wannabe-nazi bullies that leave flaming bags of shit on people's doorsteps and couldnt spraypaint a swastika if they had a gun to their head.
I hope Kim rations them extra pants, cause given their track record, they're going to be filling up more than balloons.
I wonder how many just up and desert.
They will die horribly. This is a way for North Korea to purge people. It's fucking disgusting.
That, or depending on how mistreated they were in North Korea, the soldiers surrender immediately because I'd have to assume Ukrainian prisons/jails/whatever are nowhere near as bad as just living in North Korea.
I believe this is a possibility, esp. considering how openly Ukraine will accept surrenders/defectors. Russia may be a shithole for a lot of people, but Ukraine doesn’t have a huge amount of benefit to offer most Russians (to surrender/defect) compared to North Koreans. Ya, know, aside from the freedom from chattel military slavery… but most in NK have it much worse than Russians, so the appeal would be greater.
Their military is not what North Korea wants to purge. That's where they actually bother to send food.
Oh good fuckin luck, NK. Not gonna have the border be shared with China when they defect, they've got lots of directions to run to
There's no reason to think their military would defect. They get fed. It's peasants who want to defect.
Putler running low on cannon fodder?
If we have a world war, would they tell us?
By Dawn's Early Light
The military treaty states: “In the event that any one of the two sides is put in a state of war by an armed invasion from an individual state or several states, the other side shall provide military and other assistance with all means in its possession without delay.”
Okay. And that hasn't happened.
Here's my prediction:
Russia send the NK troops forwards in human waves, mostly under armed with all of the rusty waves. The NK troops surrender when given the chance. Russia waits for the surrendering NK troops to get the Ukrainian troops out of cover and then opens up with artillery and FPV drones on both the Ukrainian troops and NK defectors.
Fkn lol