I think its a mix of idiots everywhere, and the government secretly testing prototype aircraft. The idiots see the prototype aircraft, don't recognize it, and immediately go "eyljuhns!"
This looks more like a map of any English speaking news source I would see online. I mean I see us politics and us topics on lemmy and my local newspaper all the time, but hardly ever hear anything from far away places like Ghana, Romania, south America, middle east or south east asia unless in specifically look for it on some lesser known sites.
Because that's where the freak show is.
When the first dinosaur bone was discovered, noone had heard about it before and people believed that bones they found before were from some animals
After people knew about dinosaurs they started finding them other places in the world at a rapid pace. Many people thought it was all a hoax
So you know, unless you know about them you don't know what to report. And americans think most about aliens I guess.
That being said, probably there aren't secret aliens around. probably 🫣
or the aliens are just us experimental stealth planes
Meanwhile the Netherlands chilling with the extraterrestrials.
Maybe that's where they got their terraforming abilities.
Or more accurately, total classified air flights. There's a reason so many reports happen near US military facilities.
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
That is because people are morons and don't know how cameras work. Even the military thinks things like low flying geese are some how aliens, when clearly their evidence is to the contrary. I am not saying that there aren't aliens. They probably do exist, but the evidence we keep getting shown for it is laughable.
Apparently, aliens are very interested in anglophone countries
USA NO 1!
Let me guess, the source for this image is a US/western UFO reporting organization.
I saw an alien.
It was between 2010-2014 and i was recently gifted my first phone. A used Sony Ericsson w300i. Fast forward a few weeks later, i was on the roof playing with the filters on the phone camera. One of them was a Sepia filter and as i tried it, i randomly pointed it toward the sky and then toward the sun. That's when i saw a small dark object hovering near the very bright sun as to hide using it. It was shaped like a sphere and seemed very far up in the sky. It was very fast, it's movement unnatural as it was doing oval shaped circles around the sun.
they are trying to recreate the movies
they aren't interested in here, they are from here
Aliens only understand English speaking countries with just a dash of French mixed in
No but it 's different this time!
They're still trying to find the team that crashed in Roswell.
Turns out they love guns
Ribbit
I want ayylmao nutjobs to gb2 Reddit. Is it too much to ask? They infuriate me. I bet 100 buckaroos that these very same schizos are also Flat Earthers x QaNons.
cause : effect; believing in things that don't exist, seeing things that don't exist. a casually religious friend says he's not worried about dying. expects to just wake up in heaven
A more accurate title for this post could be: "English-Based UFO Reporting Organizations Primarily Receive Reports from, Unsurprisingly, English-Speaking Countries."
I would like to see an overlay of "Reported Demon and Angel sightings" from the past few thousand years.
Our senses and brains are remarkably easy to fool. Stage magicians even make a career out of making us think we've seen things we haven't.
How many times have you seen a shadow, or a silhouette and thought it was a person/monster/whatever? Our brains are wired to see familiar things in unfamiliar circumstances, and it bases it on things we're familiar with. UFO sightings follow predictable patterns based on what style or shape of "alien ship" are biggest in pop culture at the time. We conjure up monsters we saw in movies, or read about in books or magazines.
they do the most interesting buttholes
Damn, I guess they really are going to land on the White House lawn.
You said right, REPORTED
