Depends on if you're a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
263 0 ReplyPack it in guys this is the comment.
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I don't remember this scene in Shrek
114 0 ReplyThat's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
14 0 ReplyIt was the rule 34 version.
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That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
70 0 ReplyBut this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.94 0 ReplyBut the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
51 0 ReplyBut the human will let you suck her dick. So
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Unprocessed salami?
18 0 Replysometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
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You might be taking the internet too seriously
14 0 ReplyYou might take me too seriously
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I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
12 0 ReplyLooks like an elf to me!
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A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
61 0 ReplyIt's a speaking donkey so don't assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
40 0 ReplyHehe you said "oral".
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I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
11 0 ReplyHey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl's dick. It's girl dick, there isn't much interesting to say about it.
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Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush ...
5 0 ReplyYeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
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Don't knock it until you've tried it
5 0 ReplyMaybe it's a real Donkey Chotte
1 0 ReplyBut in the morning? He's making waffles.
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Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
52 0 ReplyThe Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
12 0 ReplyDude didn't stutter. Saving the woman.
33 0 ReplyYes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
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Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
36 0 ReplyThis is the only acceptable answer
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The Shrek paradox
32 0 ReplyLet me see the human from the back
25 0 ReplyThat's the thing. They're all the same from there side...
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What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
24 0 ReplyDonkeys don't drink coffee.
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Ace people: Guess you'll die then...
23 0 ReplyI mean I'm sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
12 0 ReplyI've talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn't get hard. He's into romantic stuff tho. Everybody's different I'm sure tho
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I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(
19 0 ReplyMaking bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
32 0 Replyit's the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
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They're cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
10 0 ReplyI think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You'll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
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Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
10 0 Reply\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
9 0 Replyis this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
8 0 ReplyChoose the first one, a talking donkey
7 0 ReplyGo back to guarding Princess Fiona.
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Fuck it, i'll save her...might clear some things up lol
6 0 ReplyI'm curious
5 0 ReplyWhere's the third option where I decapitate both?
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