Go on choose

I'll have to check with the wife first, I'm not sure she'll be happy about introducing so much marinara sauce into the marriage

The one that doesn't eat dead bugs and wipe their ass on the carpet.

While I cannto deny the love of a cat person, I must go with Heavy. The intellectual conversations I could have along with sauce? Its not even close.

Depends on whether or not I have mozzarella sticks.

Cat girlfriend, I can make my own marinara sauce