"Mom, I'm not hungry!" "Honey, I can see you're hard. Just eat it."
Yep, that's definitely porn.
Weird Al's Eat It is even weirder than I remember
Well, if they only got hard when we were actually hungry, and not just "bored hungry", I assume the market for crunchy snack foods wouldn't be as prominent.
Pfft as if we wouldn't have come out with a Viagra for teeth LMAO
Well, this is horrifying. Just the thought of old men before Tooth Viagra comes out just trying to eat chips with their knobbly wobbly teeth.
There would be no change because I am always hungry.
Doesn't saliva production increase in anticipation of food? Kinda like...
I can't decide if I love or hate this idea.
Let me help you with an additional rule: horny and hungry hardening shall be coupled and only occur together or not at all.
"We're eating out for dinner tonight"
This calls for a pastrami sandwich.
Milkshakes would be a larger percentage of fast food sales.
Mcdonald's would be out of business then.
It could be kinda nice to run your tongue over your squishy, deflated teeth between meals.
And cleaning them might involve some sort of tooth sucker device to suck them clean between meals for all the hard to reach places.
I'm gonna go suck my wife's teeth and see what her reaction is
Then I would be hard all the time in more ways than one.
hard to reach?
Hey it still counts.
If it's one to one how we get erect normally, and as the human body essentially inflates using blood, your teeth would ultimately be blood sponges. Seems impractical.
Of course, take it a step farther and maybe physiologically the blood hardens to a sharp point. I know some fantasy settings where bloodstone is a thing, so I guess that. If it was possible, it'd look sick as fuck.
Or maybe our teeth retract using that as a mechanism?
That is very relevant and hilarious 😁
I love Nigel and marmalade so much. I didn't think I'd like it at first, but it's my favorite shorts series
